So, God, this is really what you want me to do?
I debated on calling this post "the fastest job offer ever" but it's not really a job offer, yet. Good old Craig's List. I spent the morning searching on CL for jobs. You know, "technical writer wanted," "marketing assistant, $8/hr," "freelance writers, $25/story," that type of thing. I started to get bummed with the lack of any real jobs available to someone like me; bilingual, with college degree and all. Armed with my still optimisitc, caffeineated buzz, I wandered into the Business Opportunities section. I found a couple coffee shops for sale, which might actually be a better route to success up here... and then stumbled across a fitness studio merely blocks away from my house. The owner is looking for instructors. I have no interest in teaching step aerobics, but I wrote a meandering story about how opportunities with my hoops keep coming up. About what great conversation starters they are. About how many times I get approached in p...