Never let them touch your hair!

AAAAAHH!!! I am suffering my 3rd bad hair week. It's incredible what a terrible haircut can do for your outlook on life. Not to mention grey days and rain. What happened to my personality? The bitch at the barber shop cut it off and swept it up and threw it away.

I look like I am going to a job interview. Meaning, I look like an unhip, frumpy woman, 10 years older than I am. At least, that's how I feel. I won't even go into the mean things I have been imagining doing to that so-called stylist that came at me with the razor. She shouldn't be allowed to collect money for what she does, and I should do something about it! Can I?

It's Bishops on Alberta in Portland... avoid it at all costs. I need to stage a protest. On one hand, I feel shallow for letting it ruin my days (weeks) but then again, every time I pass a mirror I cringe. It's terrible, I'm telling you. In the mornings it's not even worth it to style it, but I try anyway, and it always puts me in a bad mood.

Anyway, from now on I will gladly pay $80 a haircut like every other self respecting woman and get it done right. No more cutting corners with that shit! I have learned this lesson before, many times. I am just so damn cheap I can't bring myself to spend more than $30 on a hair cut, so I end up with wannabe edward scissorhands chicks practicing on me. Well no more!!!

I want to shave my head, but I've been through that before, too. It just prolongs the pain when you try and grow it back. I should at least write a nasty letter... AAAHHH!!!

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Anonymous said…
Let's see a photo of the haircut. C'mon! Bwaak, bwaak!! (chicken noises)
Tim O.
4:15 PM
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